ECW December to Dismember- 12/03/06

1) the Hardys v. MNM- 5
2) Matt Striker v. Balls Mahoney- 4
3) Elijah Burke/ Sylvester Turkay v. FBI- 2
4) Tommy Dreamer v. Daivari- 1
5) Mike Knox/ Kelly Kelly v. Kevin Thorn/ Ariel- 1
6) Extreme Eliminaton Chamber featuring Rob Van Dam, Hardcore Holly, CM Punk, Test, Bobby Lashley & Big Show- 4
Bonus:
7) Bobby Lashley v. Big Show (12/05/06)- 3

The Good:
Old School tag team strategy employed by both teams in opener.....Melina's huge bump off the apron.....Double Swanton finish to tag match.....Balls' selling of his right arm....Striker's face on his own tights and the camera man that enjoyed getting right in the crack of his ass to watch the face smirk....coolest move of the night: Striker's roll through arm bar.....Elijah's ultra stylish hair beads.....Trinity's outfit which counting total material couldn't have come up to more than a dish towel....Thorn stiffing Knox's chest with some forearms.....Ariel's thong exposing her pale gothic ass......RVD and Punks' chemistry.....RVD taking a header into a steel chair right in the corner......Test's "elbow" which was really a hip splash from the top of one of the pods that crushed RVD's face

The Bad:
Mercury's stamnia, he clearly couldn't hang with the Hardys here.....The double Twist of Fate on MNM which had no twist.....Turkay's really unpolished work and the mistimed finish to his tag match......the crowd through the whole show- one of the deadest crowds imaginable......the really shitty finish to the Dreamer match.......Dreamer's punches.....his faux bumps for Khali during it......Daivari working a side headlock after only 3 minutes in.....Kelly Kelly working the majority of this mixed tag match........Knox's big "swerve" of leaving Kelly Kelly alone.....Sandman's spectacularly boring, repetitive entrance and cane spot......Test botching his big boot finish on Holly......Test locking Lashley in his pod who had to use the table inside the pod to break through the top of it, but not being able to break through it with his ridiculously huge arms then subsequently Test breaking open a pod by barely hitting it......Big Show, just everything, being so gassed within a few minutes......Lashley being so green that this match was dead as soon as RVD was eliminated......did I mention the crowd? which was a graveyard after the Hardys match.