Tuesday, April 25, 2006

TNA Impact 3/25/06

1. Diamonds In the Rough vs. Sonjay Dutt, Chris Sabin, and Jay Lethal - 3
2. Team 3-D vs. Team Canada (Bobby Roode and Eric Young) - Six Sides of Steel Match - 5

The six-man tag was a shoddy, sloppy spot fest. Elix's long legs and wild haphazard kicks combine for some of the oddest offense in professional wrestling. Lethal botched a springboard into the ring later on, looking totally amateur, like perhaps he should have spent more money on wrestling training than getting his hair done.

Team 3-D just annihilated Team Canada in a bloody cage match. It lacked the importance or execution of a major match, which it could have been. Young just bumped all over the place, bleeding everywhere. In the end, the rest of Team Canada got involved. Petey Williams tried to splash Bubba through a table in a laughable spot; there was so little impact that the only thing that broke on the table was the legs. Later, they set the same table up in the corner, whipped Bubba into it, where it proceeded to explode in tons of pieces. Both table spots provided me with some genuine laughter. A bunch of heels proceeded to bludgeon Team 3-D after the match.

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