Saturday, May 21, 2011

WWF Monday Night Raw 11/27/95

1. Rad Radford vs. Ahmed Johnson - 2
2. Tomoko Watanabe and Aja Kong vs. Alundra Blayze and Kyoko Inoue - 6
3. Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. John Chrystal - 1
4. Undertaker vs. Sir Mo - 5

Ahmed throws more body shots in the corner then Dixie Carter's allowed the boys to drink off of her stomach. They blow a spot where Radford was supposed to stay bent forward to take an ax kick but inexplicably stood up so Ahmed had to pull a hamstring to stretch and kick the shit out of Rad's bulbous head. Next, the match I dug this DVD up to see, did not disappoint. Blayze and Inoue hit a nice double dropkick on Kong. Inoue exhibits the best selling I've seen on my TV in weeks -- such pathos. Blayze tags in and tries to summon her best joshi impersonation by doing some hard open-hand shots to Tomoko's face but Watanabe ain't no bitch and answers back by brutally pummeling her. Alundra goes on to hit a stiff enzuguri on Kong. Kong's spinning backfist makes Johnny "Bones" Jones' look like a kid on a playground playing pretend.

Chrystal shakes out the cobwebs similarly to Kazuo Yamazaki but the comparison ends there. John eats the Pedigree as voraciously as Stephanie laps up Hunter's sperm. Matches like that one are the reason STDs want us dead. I figured Sir Mo always played Eduardo Saverin to Mabel's Mark Zuckerberg but maybe Mo needs a proper reevaluation as he was fucking awesome here. Mo starts off eating Undertaker's methodical offense with zest doing these great bulging eyes like Eddie Murphy. DiBiase on the floor trips up Undertaker which leads to this great, explosive clothesline by Mo that sends him to the floor. I loved Mo selling pain in his hand after punching Taker and that stupid Phantom of the Opera mask he was sporting. Mo sells a match-ending chokeslam like a man being tasered on Police Women of Cincinnati. A billion stars.

As an added bonus, here's an embedded video of the women's tag bout so you can see it for yourselves!:

Aja Kong & Tomoko Wannabe vs Alundra Blayze & Kyoko Inoue

1 comment:

Jessie said...

love the murphy bulging eyes....