Friday, May 5, 2006

ECW: It Ain't Seinfeld!- May 14,1998- Queens, NY

No, it certainly was not.

1 Justin Credible v. Jerry Lynn- 4- Lynn's first match in the Extreme wrestling world. It was short, but not without a glimmer of hope for what they could do in the future.

2 Sabu v. Danny Doring- 1- a ripe, pagan, bright yellow squash that's not good for consumption

3 Jamie Dundee v. Chris Candido- 2- Dundee tried to get some good ol' Georgia sun heat, but really couldn't. Another short match that didn't have any substance.

4 FBI v. Nova/ Blue Meanie- 1- a danceoff? a Freakin' danceoff? I'm so sick of seeing this shit! God, i really didn't like this.

5 Lance Storm v. Balls Mahoney- 4- They mixed well together, for a few brief moments, but i found it funny that you have one of the best steel chair strikers and one of the pussiest in the same match.

6 Mikey Whipwreck v. RVD-3- RVD uses every move he has in his arsenal in every match, and it gets old. He never learned not to do that. he should have had to sit in the corner or something. Mikey sucks.

7 Bam Bam Bigelow v. Axl Rotten-2- yet another squasharoo!

8 Dudleys/ Big Dick v. Sandman/ Dreamer/ Spike- 1- a mild, bland brawl that left a sour taste in my mouth, like i was the one who had to lick Buelah's tits. I mean, there's been more beer swilling rednecks on those things than at their local Wal-Mart.

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