Sunday, February 4, 2024

Ring of Impact #2

Last time, TNA took the early lead by winning week one. Let’s see what the 2nd week of January 2017 has in store for us. Could it, in the parlance of EC3’s annoying entrance theme, spell out “trouble trouble trouble trouble”?
 
TNA Impact Wrestling #652 1/12/17

1. Lashley vs. Ethan Carter III - TNA World Heavyweight Title #1 Contendership Last Man Standing Match - 7
2. Decay (Abyss & Crazzy Steve) (w/Rosemary) vs. The Death Crew Council (Bram & Kingston) (w/James Storm) - 4
3. Braxton Sutter vs. Mike Bennett (w/Maria) - 4
4. The Broken Hardys (Brother Nero & Matt Hardy) (c) vs. The Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) - TNA World Tag Team Title Match - 6
Average score: 5.3
 
More mayhem in the Impact Zone. Really strong opener continuing the emphasis on heavyweight title picture. It’s definitely dawned on me I love Last Man Standing matches. One of my higher scored matches in NHO blog history was an underseen Last Man Standing bout (Strong vs. Stevens in FIP) and this one delivered too. We got table spots and power offense. Very much enjoyed it. The DCC I’d forgotten were a thing. James Storm and AEW’s Eddie Kingston along with … Bram? Sure. Double countout finish was lacking. Sutter I saw live regularly early in his career as Pepper Parks in HWA. Do you read Sutter Cane? I had to make that reference at least once. More hijinks involving Allie and Maria which I noted on in the last edition would be an ongoing storyline. Main event is a bit of a dream match – is that fair to say? Got decent chunk of time but failed to really take off. Some awkward moments adjusting to each other’s style but plenty bits to enjoy and novel enough to warrant a look. Some teased dissension post-match as Richards airs his frustration at Edwards.
 
Ring of Honor ROH TV #278 1/14/17
 
1. Donovan Dijak, Jay White & Lio Rush vs. The Rebellion (Caprice Coleman, Kenny King & Rhett Titus) - 5
2. Steve Corino vs. Cody - 6
3. Jay Lethal vs. Jushin Thunder Liger - Decade of Excellence First Round Match - 6
Average score: 5.7
 
Really strong episode by Ring of Honor. Opening six-man had action galore and it’s something ROH does well. I’d forgotten about the former All-Night Express joining forces with Caprice Coleman and trying for a more hard-edged heel squad. Highest of marks for the segment that led to Cody vs. Corino. I happened to watch this episode a few hours before joining friends to watch WWE Royal Rumble ’24 and subsequently saw Cody Rhodes win the big Rumble match – but I was gobsmacked here at just how good he was on the microphone. He carried himself with such assurance and presence and his disdain for the crowd and ROH were wonderfully displayed. He said it should be called “Ring of Mediocrity” which I howled out. Corino came out and they had a spirited exchange regarding Cody’s father the great Dusty Rhodes and the feud Dusty and Cornio had in ’99 in ECW. This perfectly segued to a good match between the two. Main event was a treat. Always a joy to see Liger pop up especially mixing it up with American promotions. Even at his elder age he’s impeccable and they crafted something quality in a headlining spot on this show.
 
Who won?
ROH takes this one, I wouldn’t say handedly, as TNA had the best match of the week with the Last Man Standing bout, but ROH was solid top-to-bottom and makes their record (1-1) now.

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Ring of Impact #1 (Season 1 Kickoff)

Welcome to the inaugural entry in the Ring of Impact series. Where I’ll be pitting TNA against Ring of Honor, in a week to week, month to month, year to year throwdown. I went overboard with backstory in the prelude posted here earlier this week – so check that out for more detail into the project’s origin and how it’ll roll out. But I’m ready to dive headfirst into thousands of hours of action (swimsuit optional)!
 
TNA Impact Wrestling #651 1/5/17
 
1. Moose (c) vs. Mike Bennett (w/Maria) - IMPACT Grand Title Match - 6
2. Rockstar Spud vs. Swoggle - 1
3. Decay (Abyss & Crazzy Steve) (w/Rosemary) vs. The Helms Dynasty (Andrew Everett & Trevor Lee) (w/Gregory Shane Helms) - 4
4. Allie vs. Sienna (w/Laurel Van Ness & Maria) - 3
5. Eddie Edwards (c) vs. Lashley vs. Ethan Carter III - TNA World Heavyweight Title - 6
Average score: 4
 
This felt like the kickoff to a new year. I dug that. Commentators Josh Matthews and The Pope welcomed us to 2017 right off the top and also some chatter of Anthem Sports & Entertainment being new majority stake owner. This means little to us, the viewers, save for a goofy owl emblem that now is part of the official TNA logo and adorns the turnbuckle pads, banners, and the large video screen above the entrance aisle. It’s literally everywhere. Hoot hoot. Great opener. Contested for the Grand Championship which I feel like we need to note on. I’d all but forgotten it. It was something engineered by Billy Corgan in-between writing sad songs. Kind of a European-style rounds format. Good physicality and thought Bennett and Moose worked well together. I may have hoisted an extra point upon it from my own buzz and excitement of it being the first match I saw for this massive project but think it was solid. Swoggle beating the charismatic Spud in 90 seconds clean didn’t help endear myself to the episode. On record now that I’m a Helms Dynasty mark – so hoping for lots more of them ahead. Good chaotic action but barely 3 min. thus the lower marks from yours truly. Allie is involved in a storyline where she’s the servant of Maria Kanellis who’s taken umbrage with Allie standing up for herself and beginning to train to be a wrestler. I detail it here because from what I’ve watched ahead it’s a pretty consistent for a segment or two each show. This was also the first time that it dawned on me I’d seen this as I recall this feud. I don’t know precisely when I stopped following weekly TNA TV in 2017 but this rang a bell. Really good main event. Three of the big dogs in the title picture going at it. Perfect placement to end the first episode of the new year with a rousing main event.
 
Ring of Honor ROH TV #277 1/7/17
 
1. Jay Briscoe vs. BJ Whitmer (w/Damian Martinez & Kevin Sullivan) - Decade of Excellence First Round Match - 5
2. Silas Young & The Beer City Bruiser vs. Alex Reynolds & John Silver - 4
3. Cheeseburger, Joey Daddiego & Will Ferrara vs. The Kingdom (Matt Taven, TK O'Ryan & Vinny Marseglia) - 4
4. Chris Sabin vs. Colt Cabana - Decade of Excellence First Round Match - 5
Average score: 4.5
 
Glad to have ROH TV back on my screen! I would DVR Ring of Honor TV back then and tried to stay up with it. Sometimes it had airing irregularities. It’d be delayed. It wouldn’t show up Sat. night as advertised but I could catch a Sun. morning airing. Then there’d be recap shows or re-airings of live events which I had previously seen and wasn’t keen on reliving. So, at some point in 2017 I definitely failed to maintain weekly viewership. One other fast note that may need reiterated more in the future but will air it now, the dates/show numbers on Honor Club are slightly off. Cagematch has what I’ve found to be the most comprehensive and reliable data and I know it to be accurate. So if you’re following along on Honor Club, at least for the 2017 season, the episode #’s should match cagematch listings, but the shows are listed a week later than they actually aired.
 
Nice to start of this ROH journey with some Jay Briscoe but bittersweet also with his tragic passing. BJ is goofier than normal running with Kevin Sullivan and company wearing white garb and having strange symbols painted on his face a la the Taskmaster himself. ROH is known for its consistency and that was on display here. The middle of the show which were patently elevated squashes still consisted of solid in-ring work including good effort from the losing parties. I like that even arguably “throwaway” matches to give some of the roster’s heels a little shine feature quality stuff from bell to bell. Main event was another tournament bout and the major highlight for me was Colt out on the floor raking at Sabin’s face while simultaneously verbally prodding Chris’ partner Alex Shelley who was doing commentary at ringside. You wanted to reach through the set and smack Cabana yourself and that’s good bad guy bonafides.
 
Who won?
Here’s where we can pointedly show that in-ring action alone doesn’t make a show. While the average score on this week’s ROH TV was 4.5 and TNA’s 4.0, I’m giving the nod, on this inaugural edition of Ring of Impact, to the Orlando theme park sideshow Impact Wrestling. While I don’t know if we’ll see anything as bad as Swoggle vs. Spud all year on ROH, the highs from Impact, specifically the strong opener and closer, propelled it ahead. Impact did a good job of establishing this episode as a kickoff of a new year, and brought that energy into the program, and the hot main event secured it this round. Impact now leads with a (1-0) record.

Monday, January 29, 2024

Ring of Impact #0 - Prelude

Ring of Impact
 

Welcome to a journey that that’s perhaps one of the crazier ideas I’ve had. I’m going to breakdown the concept here and share that as a aperitif then give a peek behind the curtain to the inner workings of my mind as I sculpted this idea into a workable model. 
 
Ring of Impact #1 (Season 1) will kick off on the blog this Thursday, February 1st.
 
What is the Ring of Impact project? In this ongoing series I’ll be pitting Ring of Honor versus TNA/Impact Wrestling, from the year of 2017 toward the unforeseeable future, in a week to week, month to month, year to year battle. No canons will be fired. No trenches dug. This war is going to be waged in the wrestling ring. Untold thousands of hours of footage, innumerable matches, interviews, segments, and the blood, sweat, and sacrifice of the athletes and performers whom I have such a deep respect for, will determine the ultimate victor in this wrestling war. By watching, in chronological order, every episode of weekly TV, live events, streaming exclusive shows, and pay-per-views and comparing and contrasting them against each other, I’ll determine which promotion triumphs. 
 
Let’s give an example for my analytical heads out there: let’s use 2017. For January, I’ll be granting a winner for each of the four weeks of that month, determined by comparing TNA and ROH’s shows for each given week. Then I’ll be assigning, after having had looked at all of the shows for that month as a whole, a winner for the month in totality.  This will continue on, week by week, month by month, culminating in an winner for the year itself. So that’s 52 weekly winners, 12 monthly winners, all building up to choosing the winning company for that year as a whole.
 
Whew! Let’s switch gears from logic and data-driven to more personal. What brought me to this project? Why did I want to start it? Why would anyone want to watch this much wrestling? Why ROH and TNA specifically? Why start in 2017 and not earlier/later? Am I okay? Let me try to answer all of this and more.
 
I’m a lifelong wrestling fan. I consider myself a wrestling omnivore. What I mean by that is I can watch (and largely enjoy) just about any kind of wrestling. Sure, if had my druthers, I can pinpoint particular companies or eras that I’d rank atop others. But I’m usually pretty easygoing when it comes to wrestling. It puts a smile on my face and brings me back to some of my most cherished, happiest childhood memories. Sitting on the floor watching WCW Saturday Night at 6:05P, wrestling magazines and toys scattered across my room, was nirvana. So let’s fast-forward ahead to 2017. Big year of personal upheaval. The ending of an unhappy marriage. Shifts in priorities and budgeting of time. Adapting and evolving as a father, newly single man, and navigating the perils and pitfalls of daily adult life, work, finding a new place to call home, back on the dating scene, etc. A real whirlwind. While I never stopped watching wrestling entirely it definitely fell toward the background.
 
Jump ahead again to the more recent past – let’s say the last 3 years or so. My free time is limited. Full-time office job. Raising two wonderful children. Happy relationship. And while movies were still my main hobby, I was definitely enjoying escaping back into my first love of wrestling. Often late at night, after the events of the day had expired, I’d unwind with an hour or a few of “pro wres” as I like to call it. I didn’t have cable television so my access to new stuff was limited to Hulu edited versions of WWE TV, unfortunately no AEW as I was without access, still followed UFC with a passion, and at least kept up with the WWE “pay-per-views” or “streaming specials” or whatever they’re calling them now. That was all fine and good, but my thirst wasn’t quenched. I started digging deep into stacks and stacks of hundreds of DVDs, and a couple portable hard drives resplendent with untold hours of my beloved “wres” (I previously posted a piece on a loose ranking of the indie promotions I most enjoyed throughout this process). At first, I cherry picked the stuff that caught my eye, but now years later, these the past few months I’ve whittled my collection down to the drearier asides and discards.
 
I needed something new to dive into and watch. And at this same time the reoccurring voice in the back of my head kept encouraging me to return to more regular contributions here on Never Hand over my old wrestling blog. So, I started brainstorming. I’d take walks at work pontificating. Should I dive into something on Peacock? Maybe a deep dive some 1980’s territorial wrestling? That’d be something cool. Or maybe scratch the itch with a more familiar beloved program from yesteryear like the aforementioned WCW Saturday Night or even the infamous WCW Thunder? And, like most major ideas do, it sort of dawned on me out of the blue. The realization hit me that a lot of other companies have streaming services now that contain not just new events but huge back catalogues. NJPW World sprung to mind. Wait … what about TNA and ROH? Promotions I knew well and liked, had attended live shows of, and been a fan of in the past. I hopped on as a guest on their services and was floored. There was SO much footage accessible with a simple click of a button. And at a fair price to boot.
 
The idea then started to take on a life of its own. When I fell out of wrestling during 2017, I never really had gotten the chance to catch up on either Ring of Honor or TNA. This would be a wonderful opportunity to deeply immerse myself in it. And the novel idea of pitting them against each other was what finally cemented this as THE idea. To really make it sing though I realized I couldn’t just focus on the special events/pay-per-views. There’s a ton of those alone. But to better contextualize those events and get the most out of the experience I thought it key to watch all of what’s available chronologically including every single episode of TV. I signed up for both services on the spot and started a spreadsheet where I manually started laying in one event after another, hundreds upon hundreds of rows of data, so many shows, so many main events I plugged into the spreadsheet courtesy of the invaluable resources over at the site cagematch. This was really happening!
 
I think I’ve answered a lot of the questions I proposed up above – but I want to end by briefly talking about the two companies I’ll be spending in inordinate amount of time with these next few years, and also the general negativity in the wrestling fan culture zeitgeist. I think in the heyday of this blog NHO while it fair to say were strict graders, perhaps too hung up on “work rate” or execution over emotion, and prone to the occasional crossing of the line with a vulgar button-pushing joke or three, we genuinely loved wrestling and that shined through. We were never mean-spirited or cantankerous, nor negative at least without careful consideration. So much of the negativity in wrestling culture, especially in the online realm, has kept me at bay. I find it hard to find podcasts or sites where bellyaching and bitching isn’t the norm. And on Twitter and such the prospects are even dimmer. I often feel like an outlier wanting to just enjoy this crazy hobby that is wrestling. I can tell you, in the hours of study I’ve already endeavored into this project, that these are really fun, entertaining shows, and full of so many talented performers I have heaps of respect for. I’m not here to look down my nose or bash stuff for fun or laughs. I’m looking for the good and really hoping if this project takes off to point people to a lot of stuff they may have previously slept on or ignored outright. So put on your papier-mâché Don West mask and join me on this adventure!

Ring of Impact #1 (Season 1) will kick off on the blog this Thursday, February 1st.

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

NXT 3/1/22 S16E9


1. Tommaso Ciampa and Bron Breakker vs. Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler - 5

Nice touch with Ciampa wearing '90's style Steiners trunks while teaming with the Dog Faced Gremlin's kid. Match started with a brawl in aisle. Tepid bump into a row of trainee plants in 1st row disguised as moribund fans. Good opener but shy of recommendable status (6 and < on the NHO scale).

2. Wendy Choo and Dakota Kai vs. Persia Pirotta and Indi Hartwell - Quarterfinals of Women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic - 3

Choo and Kai odd pairing. Pajamas gimmick would have fit in Wrestling is Fun! promotion. And if you were at their event Don't Eat the Green One in '14 I may have found your wallet. Kinda liked the fin. Wendy did a Vaderbomb off top followed by Dakota doing a Mushroom Stomp. 

3. Amari Miller vs. Lash Legend - 2
4. Gunther vs. Solo Sikoa - 6

Former partners implode. I seek commode. 

Great chops by Gunther ‘natch. Splash off apron by Solo on the floor had me reconsidering junior Uso/Uce. Sikoa's undefeated streak was ended here. 

5. Harland vs. Draco Anthony - 1
6. Cora Jade and Raquel Gonzalez vs. Yulisa Leon and Valentina Feroz - Quarterfinals of Women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic - 4

Ugly squash. Draco looks like the younger brother from My Brother and Me grown up. Dee Dee Parker can bump. Who knew?

Cora looks like the goth girl in high school who’d smoke outside the building but appeared awkward like she hadn't developed how to hold a cigarette. Raquel called up to WWE proper when she looked the worst of anyone in this bout. 

7. Andre Chase vs. Von Wagner - 2
8. Carmelo Hayes (c) vs. Pete Dunn - NXT North American Championship match - 5

Wagner has some caveman DNA. Seeing Chase in lame collegiate gimmick makes me miss Bravado Bros. so much.  

Fairly solid outing by both in the closer. Would have liked more grit and back-and-forth to propel it beyond solid yet unremarkable TV main event. Match a week prior that Hayes had with Cameron Grimes was indefatigably better. Chuck Austin was wincing in his motorized scooter watching that finish.

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

WWE Velocity 6/15/02

Billy and Chuck vs. Mark Henry and Randy Orton – 4
Rikishi vs. Albert – 4
Jamie Noble vs. Funaki – 4
Kurt Angle vs. Hardcore Holly – 6

Summer of 2002, I was 20 years old, living in my parents’ basement, and having an absolute blast. A few months later the FoxBox Saturday morning line-up would premiere giving us Ultraman Tiga, Fighting Foodons, Ultimate Muscle, and Kirby: Right Back at Ya! I was staying up late hanging with friends almost nightly, blowing what meager money I earned on stuff at Toys ‘R Us and fast food, and taking in an unhealthy amount of wrestling. Even on WWE’s C-level shows we were getting some quality in-ring action.

Opener was good stuff. Chuck and Henry started. All of Mark’s cutoff spots were real blunt and meaty. Just shoving Chuck down like a hockey check. Billy and Orton mixed it up next and really emphasized Billy’s veteran savvy. Randy threw a few sweet dropkicks. Chuck did these big ‘70’s era wind-up elbow drops that I just loved. Was far too short to get anything approaching a proper story told but I was still into it. Henry ate a Chuck savate kick followed by a Famouser for the loss.

Two beefy boys going at it. “You ever have a chick lick your face, Cole?” says Taz on commentary. At first I wasn’t exactly jibbing with it as it was pretty simple meat and potatoes stuff. But then I had to tip my hat as these big lugs were laying it in. Couple nice big splashes by Albert where he got nice air time. Rikishi dropped that ass on Albert and got the win with a Bonzai Drop. Nice clean definitive finish gets it an extra point.

Ah yes, my favorite ROH champ (just kidding) James Gibson in action. Nice aggression on display by Jamie with a focused attack throughout. Funaki’s blue and white striped trunks looked like coastal mariner décor. Not enough depth to rate higher but solid. Main event sees Angle still wearing that goofy wig under his headgear. They reference this is a week away from Kurt getting a shot at Hulk Hogan at King of the Ring and I attended that show live. Never will I forget the look on my friend Steve’s face when his hero Hulk tapped out to Angle. Holly dishing out some stiff chops and a compact powerslam for the scrapbook. Some real nice throws and suplexes by Angle. What a treat to watch him at this time. Holly busts out a massive powerbomb like it’s no big deal. Some nifty counters on display. Holly survives an Ankle Lock and even rallies back but Kurt uses a hefty handful of the ropes for the tainted win. Really dug the hell out of this. Angle made Holly look good and gave a damn fine performance. Just aces.

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Ranking the 2010's Indies

The last five years have seen seismic changes in my life. And while I’ve surfed the ebbs and flows, losing a parent suddenly, a divorce, surviving a bad case of Covid-19, etc. wrestling has remained. Sometimes in the background. Other times more present. Most often as a late night vice to sort of decompress from the events of the day: the office job, fatherhood, time with my girlfriend, to slip into the world of my youth … wrestling.

Lately, I’ve daydreamed of writing, podcasting, just doing something constructive and creative as a response to all the matches that unspool in-front of my eyes while the other houses in my neighborhood are darkened by slumber. But maybe that’d rob my late night escapism pleasure of its richness and reward? So, I haven’t found my “in” yet. To return to this blog full-time. But, for the first time in over a decade, the thoughts keep reoccurring of finding my way back.

Until the inspiration strikes – here’s a little piece on me ranking the early-2010’s American indies (in terms of my own personal enjoyment). I’ve been watching a metric ton of footage from the 2010’s (approx. ’07-’12, and then some stuff from ’14-’17) all new to me.

CZW – I’ve watched more CZW the last year than any other company. What I really like is their shows have a variety. Obviously, you’ve got Tournament of Death on the calendar, but their month-to-month regular events usually consist of a smorgasbord feat. high-flying juniors, less serious fare with Greg Excellent, some low-tier regulars like Sozio, John Dahmer, etc., whatever program DJ Hyde was in (and his bad mic work), deep tag division feat. The Best Around, Team AnDrew, BLKOUT, etc., and different types of hardcore inc. more workrate-driven stuff with Drake Younger, Scotty Vortekz, etc. mixed with the more traditional ultraviolence of Necro Butcher, Toby Klein, Brain Damage, Matt Tremont, etc. It makes the event more fun and better-paced when there’s different types of acts and talent getting opportunities.

PWG – I get many of the criticisms aimed at PWG, but kudos where its due, I exhausted my supply of their footage faster than any other company I’d stockpiled, and really wish I had more to delve into. While the high-octane, rarely stopping to catch a breath, style can certainly be tiresome to some – I love the how insanely talented that locker room was and how seemingly dedicated they were to always outdo the last show. Makes for splendid viewing from the comfort of the couch.

ROH – So, this era isn’t prime ROH, its mostly tags (World’s Greatest, Briscoes, Kings of Wrestling, Future Shock, American Wolves, All-Night Express, Bravado Bros.), and Davey Richards atop the cards taking himself too seriously, but despite myself I still enjoy the uniformity and solidness of the shows. I realize this sounds like a backhanded compliment. But dependability is a net positive. I can always toss a Ring of Honor event on and know I’m going to get some physical in-ring stuff, and will always respect what it takes to work that style.

EVOLVE – This has probably been the biggest surprise of my last few months’ binging. I think a lot of people think of EVOLVE as I did, only seeing their early shows which were always built on a big marquee indie dream match, then undercards that smelled suspiciously like Gabe (aka FIP, DG USA, ROH lite) that were dimly lit and sparsely attended. Then, there’s the latter day EVOLVE, when it was essentially an NXT/WWE feeder farm league. But what I watched recently was over a dozen shows from EVOLVE 47-75 era. And it’s an entirely different beast. While not quite an American cousin to Battlearts, it is very, very focused on limb work, grappling, and technical acumen. The regular crew featured guys like Tracy Williams, Zack Sabre Jr., Matt Riddle, Drew Gulak, Fred Yehi, and Timothy Thatcher. Then some other indie favorites like Chris Hero, Drew McIntyre, Gargano, Ricochet, etc. I don’t think it’d be for everyone’s tastes but I quickly fell down the rabbit hole and glad I finally discovered this lost era.

Chikara – I don’t know all the particulars of the controversies and the co. closing its doors. I don’t want to trudge out the old “separating the art from the artist” adage cinephiles use when screening the latest from Roman Polanski or Woody Allen, but in this case, I’ve tried doing just that and simply watching the events as they’re presented, in all their comic book shop nerdy glory. Former NHO staffers Geo & Adam were more on the Chikara train back then than NHO co-founder Jessie or I. But the shows are consistently fun. The aesthetic isn’t going to be for everyone. It’s like your high school band kids, theater clique, and D&D geeks decided to put on a wrestling show – complete with bad acoustic rock to open the card, Sunday School level wardrobe, and more comic ideas than James Gunn is channeling for his Chapter 1 – Gods & Monsters saga for the new DCU. Underneath the masks and the face paint is lots of talented folks.

The rest of the list are companies I had a much smaller sampling size at my disposal:

IWA M-S & IWA EC & GCW – I lumped the hardcore sleaze together. Saw Mid-South’s King of the Death Match ’16, East Coast’s Masters of Pain ’15 (and a few random events in a gymnasium), and a GCW Zandig Tournament of Survival (not sure the year offhand). Garbage wrestling is like convenience store junk food. You wouldn’t want to subsist on it but it can be a guilty pleasure. I’m going to reveal my hippie upbringing bonafides here but there is a part of me, conflicted isn’t the right word, but that does genuinely feel for a lot of these guys. I know that’s the antithesis of hardcore. One guy in particular, Danny Havok, shined so brightly on CZW shows, and when he’d pop up in other death match circuits, and to see him die so young is tragic. Alright, off my soapbox, if Insane Lane and Freakshow want to wallop the brain cells out of each other than who am I to interfere? Bring it on!

AIW & AAW – I virtually only knew both by name until this past year. And now I wish had been a fan for much longer. Representing Cleveland and Chicago I’ve lumped these two together because they share many similarities in terms of presentation and also roster. I won’t rifle through all the shows I saw, but some highlights were (AIW Don’t Feed Us After Midnight, Blood Sport, and They Live .. notice a cinematic theme there? And AAW’s Killers Among Us ’16 & Hell Hath No Fury ’15). A revolving door of familiar faces and regulars like Rhyno, Dan Severn, Sami Callihan, AR Fox, Josh Alexander, Silas Young, Eddie Kingston, Louis Lyndon, and Ethan Page.

HoH – This one is a bit of a cheat as it was actually a year or two ago I caught up on a few early House of Hardcore shows. Cards on the table, I’d really love it if anyone can hook me up with info on where I can purchase more HoH discs, or tips to available links, etc. as I kind of want to binge their entire run for the blog as a possible potential project. The mix of old ECW vibes with Northeast indie talent, and cameos from high-profile indy stars like Young Bucks, Austin Aries & other TNA contracted stars, etc. make for an uncanny hybrid that hits a sweet spot for yours truly. I’ve maybe seen 7-8 shows of theirs max though. Really want to see the one where Great Muta & Tommy Dreamer team up in the main event.

DG USA – When they first came upon the scene, an American offshoot of the popular Dragon Gate league in Japan, my friends of that time were gobbling up the DVDs like Baltimore baddies snorting up all the alley cocaine. I think looking back there’s some flaws that are harder to overlook. The events as filmed for DVD are often very poorly lit. The lack of storylines leads to a lot of the in-ring work feeling rote and mechanical. There’s def. a lack of spark or sizzle. Not just most but ALL of the roster felt like they were holding back as the DG talent were keeping their A game for their own fed, and the American indie talent were shining bigger elsewhere. There’s still some satisfaction to be had from tossing in an old Uprising, Enter the Dragon, or Untouchable card but adjust your expectations accordingly.

Beyond Wrestling – I don’t think back then any of my peers and pals were into Beyond or really even knew their shtick. And I can’t say I’m any authority either. To sum up what I’d heard back then was that these were oddity indie shows with stacked rosters, often with little to no fans invited, by the wrestlers for the wrestlers. In a very tight, cramped warehouse space that makes the APW Gym Wars look like Cowboys Stadium, a ring is crammed into a corner where an odd overhead angle records the action nondescriptly. But the shows I sampled (Party Animals, Battle of Who Would Care Less, and Beyond Flesh .. sounds like a Cronenberg film) were distinct and pretty entertaining. There were tiny crowds smooshed right up against the ring – couple dozen people max. I need to see more to say I really have a feel for what they’re going for but I’m intrigued.

TNA UWF – I’m running out of steam so will keep this short. This is race driver Hermie Sadler’s offshoot of TNA. Same roster. But working their matches like mid-90’s Memphis minus Jamie Dundee. So you’ll seeing very little bumps. Mostly just riling up the rubes in the crowd and getting the old ladies’ ire going. Lots of snot-nosed kids eating Kahn’s hot dogs in the front row with stains on their gently worn Nike shirts from Goodwill. I mean … they’ve got Maven working the stick for 9 minutes pre-match. So if you ain’t into territorial or fairground wrestling this isn’t going to move the needle. But if you want to watch Diamonds in the Rough versus The Naturals then this is your jam.

Monday, August 29, 2022

WWE Sunday Night Heat 8/16/98

 1. Mankind and Kane vs. LOD 2000 (Animal and Darren Drozdov) - 4

Pretty explosive. Lots of Beef 'N Cheddars flying around the canvas. At one point a chair is covertly slid into the ring just so Foley can take a bodyslam bump on it because this was '98 and he was all about sacrificing for DA BIZ~! Animal still had some nice pop on a shoulderblock. Kane's Tombstone on Animal looked potentially fatal.

 

2. Brian Christopher vs. Edge - 5


Edge in a trench coat like Morpheus with wild, long hair. Much cooler than he looks in 2022 with dad cut and Little Caesars belly. Heard Beth Phoenix likes hand tossed. Nasty little back suplex by Edge. Later while Edge is dazed on apron BC somersaults over him and busts out a sunset flip powerbomb on the floor!!! We're going to Korakuen Hall, bay-bay! Loved Christopher selling a spinebuster like a turtle stuck on its shell. Forgot how good BC's top rope legdrop was (even if he missed it here). Really dug this one

 

3.  Vader vs. Bart Gunn - 2


This is in the midst of the Brawl for It All fiasco. Jim Ross literally had to call a replay of Gunn knocking out his boy Dr. Death a few days prior as this got underway.  Vader hit one disgusting big slash on Bart. Was Gunn being taught a lesson here? Vader was def. giving him some potatoes and they weren't Idaho or even scalloped.

 

4. Gangrel vs. Scott Taylor - 3


The debut of Gangrel! He actually had a heck of a cool look here initially. His white frilly vampire shirt was covered in plasma and he was in better shape than he'd later slip into. Good squash.

 

5. Southern Justice (Dennis Knight and Mark Canterbury) vs. Degeneration-X (X-Pac and Triple H) - 3


X-Pac hit a GREAT spinkick in the corner on Knight. Sometimes in this era his kicks could be more Phantom than Billy Zane but this one was BOSS~! When I hear DK I think Donkey Kong or Dynamite Kid not Dennis Knight. Mark (aka Henry Godwinn) and Trips have some history. I've read Chaucer's Canterbury Tales but what I really want to do is read Mark Canterbury's Tales.