Thursday, December 6, 2007

Big Show vs. John Moxley and Dick Rick - (WWE Sunday Night Heat 5/5/06) - 2

This is pure Squash City, not to be confused with The Nasty Boys’ home Pity City, which is the following exit to the left. Moxley and Rick are local guys, so, this had a little more to it than just the passing interest of seeing Big Show annihilate random guys. Show’s offense was more so playing to the audience, he obviously wasn’t taking this seriously, so it’s near impossible for us as viewers to dispend our belief and buy any of it.

Show’s working the effects of an angle where Kane tried to take his eye out a couple weeks earlier, so they’ve got make-up making it look all pink and enflamed, like the girl next door’s in the summer of ’91 when I told her if she poked herself in the eye with my penis it could change her eye color. She was hoping to go from brown to green – but had to settle for red and watery. Moxley gives some effort, eating some of Show’s shitty spots. Big Show does the big open hand chest slap to both in the corner, steps on the guys, dishes out short clotheslines, and eventually chokeslams the piss out of them to end this.

3 comments:

Jessie said...

yeah, i remember that little slut....reading this review makes me infinitely glad big show is retired

Anonymous said...

Bet you never thought people would be digging up this page 6 years later and talking about that "local guy" Moxley as the future of the company!

I wonder what Dick Rick is up to these days...

Anonymous said...

Dick Rick is Shaun Ricker, who signed with WWE and is now Slate Randall in NXT.