1) Tommy Dreamer & The Sandman vs. Mike Knox & Test – Extreme Rules Match – 3
2) CM Punk vs. Justin Credible – 3
3) Kurt Angle vs. The Brooklyn Brawler – 3
4) The Big Show vs. Batista – 1
The opening tag match had promise but it was quickly flushed away when Paul Heyman and his security team interfered. Dreamer taking a back bump into a barbed wire board was pretty gusty on his part. Punk’s debut didn’t impress me one bit as he soundly defeated Credible in a somewhat decent match. Angle and Brawler had a one-minute squash that was highlighted by a Brawler promo and a sick headbutt from Angle. As for the main event, remember that case of crabs you got from that prostitute in Atlantic City? Yes? Well, multiply that by two and that’ll tell you how bad the main event was. ‘Nuff said.